Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just realized I have:

..No Christmas Cards
..No Postage Stamps
..Completely lost my mind where my address book is
..No interest in writing out cards this year
..No good excuse not to send them

In the spirit of giving, I've been drooling over a KitchenAid Artisan mixer of which I cannot afford even though Amazon is basically giving $100 off on them today. And, no, I don't want to give a KitchenAid Artisan Mixer I want to buy one. For meeee.

I've also nibbled on my nails so they can look all scraggly and horrible in time for the holidaze.
Tomorrow is the first Christmas party of the year. I need to getcracking on my hostess gift but I can't be arsed with that either right now.

Sigh, I guess there's no point in continuing. I may as well just go lay in bed and watch movies instead.