And From Maharishi Mark Grace

On Cubs teammate Shawon Dunston:
"I owe him a lot. Nobody would know how good I was at digging balls out of the dirt if it wasn't for him and all those bad throws."

Bah-ha! I love Shawon jokes. Nothing takes me back to the late 80's/early 90's like a good Shawon Dunston joke.

My apologies for the sudden flurry of baseball memoirs. I just get on a roll.