Celebrating the Leftist Movement

Apparently today is Left Handers Day. Yet again, another striking similarity between myself and Angelina Jolie. It's scary how alike we are!

I am feeling completely superficial today so today's movie quote has no bearing whatsoever on any thought process I may be having. I'm not having any thought process whatsoever. In fact, after I woke up this morning, I scanned my SNL tivo'ed programs for a Jimmy Fallon sketch, to no avail.

Anyway, from the classic Fletch:


Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.

I also am having a 24-hour creepy-guy crush. I don't mean I'm creepy, I mean the guy I have a 24-hour crush on is creepy. And my crush is indicative of how middle aged I'm becoming.

My crush! Unveiled! Peter Sarsgaard!