The Great Myth of Florida

For alllll the people who give me a hard time about having gone "soft" and that I live in warm sunny Florida, and the winter here is a piece of cake.. I say, put this into your stove and smoke it:

You can smoke both ends of it, in fact, because 29 - by any standard - is cold. Maybe not horribly cold, but it is in fact cold. But lookit what we get on Saturday! Bwahahaha! Hmm, should I go to the Cape, St. Augustine or Sarasota? SO many to choose from!