Civil Servitude

I work in a building that has a lot of county public workers. People who are paid via tax dollars I am forced to pay.

Here's a scene from the elevator:

Man: (Holds door open) Don't run! I'll hold it!
[10 seconds later]
Woman: Oh thank you for holding it.
Man: No problem, there's no point in running! We're here all day, no need to rush right?
Woman: You're right!

Me: [Bangs head against the wall and considers tax evasion]